So today I log into my dA account and see that I have 2 notes.
WTF, I never have notes!? So I guess they must be spam or important stuff.
I go on to look what it is, guess what?

Some sick SoaB thought my art was against regulations and reported it.

What art?

An abstract photograph of a painting.
One person is sitting on the knees in front of an other, head at waist height. I managed to get my camera to flash right where the head meets the waist.
The original has the title "Verzeie Mir", meaning forgive me.
No skin is seen, as the painting is done in reds, blues and other dark colours.

My question:

If I can post a picture of men and women naked, showing all the full glory of their bodies, why am I not allowed to post a picture that shows no human bodies and only suggests something like oral sex?

If this is some sick policy loophole, expect my next uploads to be full on shots of genetalia.

My wise words of today:

"Not everything is what it seems."